Moved last week. Madhouse. Not speaking in complete sentences very often. But I wanted to get three things on the table while I'm trying to catch my breath.
1. I started a fairly hardcore workout/diet plan today. Runs for 90 days. I'm trying to drop 17.5 pounds between now and June 30th. That's moving from a ghastly 197.5 to a respectable 180. Traded in my six pack for a keg some time ago, and I want it back! I tell you this as a motivator for me. I don't want to tell you in 4 weeks or 8 or 12 that I'm not following through. Can't take shame if I announce my intentions and don't follow through.
Note: If you want to be one of my whip-cracking motivators on this Journey of Wonder, email me, and I'll add you to my list of motivators on Traineo.
2. Remember that if you subscribe to the RSS feed for the WP blog, you not only get posts delivered to your doorstep, but you also get daily updates from newly bookmarked stuff that I put in Delicious. You owe it to yourself to subscribe just so you can see my bookmark from last week on peanut butter disproving evolution. Spectacular.
3. Follow me here: Moved into new house Thursday. Big trash day is today. Previous owners left indescribably atrocious solid concrete, OU Sooner seahorse birdbath. Three seahorses. 2 feet tall. Painted crimson and cream. 'OU Sooners' painted on each. 7,000 pounds. Holding up a birdbath.
Horrific. Words cannot describe, people. I was mortified to see it given my affections for my beloved Sooners. Complete embarrassment to all things crimson and cream.
Last night I rolled Bob, Barry, and Bud Seahorse out to the curb. AND IF I'M LYING, I'M DYING . . . IT WAS GONE THIS MORNING!!!!! The other trash was still there, but not the freaking birdbath. SOMEONE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH RAIDING BEFORE THE TRASH PEOPLE SHOWED UP!