Mormon dude is currently cleaning my carpets. I'm asking him Mormon questions as they come to mind. So far we've covered . . .
* What's up with the long underwear? (I can't tell you. It's a secret. But it's like a priest's uniform. Sacred, symbolic gig. Except they are longjohns. And they're a b**** to wear when it gets hot. [He may not have said that last part.])
* Have you done your mission yet? (Nope. It's not mandatory. They like you to go, but you don't have to.)
* What are Mitt Romney's chances of winning the Republican nomination? (Pretty good. Being the governor of a liberal state [Mass.?] gives him a better shot than if he had been governor of a conservative state.)
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