when it comes to surveillance, dubya’s got nothing on the fo. thought I’d pass along this humorous conversation that took place today between the wiredparish president/amish-bread-maker and the assistant/in-house-tattoo-artist. enjoy …
p/a-b-m: ‘would you agree i’m a.d.d.?’
a/i-h-t-a: ‘no.’
p/a-b-m: ‘really?’
a/i-h-t-a: ‘no, you’re adhd.’
p/a-b-m: ‘so you’re seeing my add, and raising me an h?’
a/i-h-t-a: ‘yes.’
p/a-b-m: ‘so what’s the difference between add and adhd?’
a/i-h-t-a: ‘this runs in my family—except for me. i’ll tell you the difference. my mom is add. she’ll be vacuuming and then just stop in the middle and start dusting. she doesn’t finish things. my sister on the other hand is adhd, and she’s just crazy.’
p/a-b-m: ‘um, how should i respond to that?’
a/i-h-t-a: ‘well, i mean she’s immature—like socially stunted.’
p/a-b-m: ‘are you trying to make this better or worse?’
a/i-h-t-a: ‘well, i was trying for better, but it’s not really working out, is it?’
p/a-b-m: ‘nope.’
and there you have it. subscribe now to wiredparish and we’ll throw in a year of free medical diagnoses.
in the basement,
the fo
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